wannabolt | 004 - video/action;

[Today's entry begins with some lovely video footage of Dash bouncing a ball off of her head, a smirk on her face as she addresses the journal. Yes, she is going to keep doing this the whole time while mentally counting the number of hits she can make.

Yeah, she's being as show-offy as usual. But onto the message!]

Okay, show of hooves-- or hands, paws, whatever you've got.

[She holds out one of her front legs and bounces the ball right onto the hoof, and then she bumps the ball back up and continues bouncing.]

Point is, I know there are people hangin' around who aren't hue-mans. I mean, Kazooie, that lion, and Pommy sure aren't, and they can't be the only ones!

[Not to mention Mewtwo and Moro.

But, herp, more bouncing. Who knows how long she'll keep this up?]

I just wanna get a headcount because I'm thinking of starting some kinda club. I mean, hue-mans aren't all bad, but we're kinda in the minority here. Might as well hang out and get to know each other!

So, anyone up for it?

[And she bumps the ball one more time, kicking it aside. There! She's totally made Luceti's ball bouncing record.]

--

[After her little message, Dash can be found hovering around the village. No clouds this time, but a colorful pony still stands out. She'll be dropping by the bakery for some delicious chow, maybe scoping out Seventh Heaven for good measure and then proceed to the center of town, where she'll be looking up at the sky and jotting some stuff down on a clipboard. ...using her mouth to write. Point is, she's everywhere. Come bug the silly pony if you wish.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I have no entries in my database of humans worth knowing, so I wouldn't say you're missing out. However, considering you appear to be organic yourself, you probably aren't worth knowing either. Statistically speaking.

Organic?

[oh, what? Whoever this is, they're off their rocker, clearly.]

What's that even mean?

Organic is a simple way of saying you are composed of living matter and will thus eventually meet the fate that befalls all such beings. But with your clear ignorance of science, that eventually is likely sooner rather than later.

Statistically speaking.

Man, it's like you're a talking dictionary.

[Or something Twilight would read, anyway. Pff.]

Well, whatever. I'm not even close to being toast yet! And even if I was, there's no way I'd go down without a fight.

In situations of restricted or contaminated airflow, intensive physical activity can decrease the length of survival as much as 95%.

If the air's messed up, all it needs is some wind. And that's no problem for somepony like me.

[Heh, heh. She's... really missing the point.]

You cannot have wind when there is no air.

Then again, you've already displayed your... disappointing lack of aptitude for science, so I can't say I'm particularly surprised by your ignorance.

That's because science is more of Twilight's thing. I'm a doer, not a thinker.

Most test subjects who classify themselves as doers fail very early on in testing. The thinkers tend to fare slightly better, merely failing early instead.

Oh yeah? Well, I don't fail. You're talking to a winner here!

Believe me, everyone fails eventually. After all, she was the closest to a winner we had, and then she had to go and become the most spectacular failure.

The point is, all it takes is one little slip.

Look, I don't know who 'she' is, but I'm not about to make any slip-ups.

[Even if she has before. She's just not gonna admit it.]

Of course you're not. No one ever makes any slip-ups. They just die from spontaneous chance. A little bit of quantum mechanics gone horribly, horribly wrong. [ can you hear the sarcasm, because she'd be hard pressed to lay it on any thicker. ]

Man, who rained on your parade?

[Such a negative... whatever she is. Her voice sounds weird.]

Well, someone has to be realistic around here.

Hey, I'm totally realistic.

[By Ponyville standards, anyway.]

QED.

Uh... What?

Quod erat demonstrandum.

I'm sure you don't care about the exact translation, however, so I'll explain it in simple terms: you just proved my point.

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