wannabolt | 004 - video/action;

[Today's entry begins with some lovely video footage of Dash bouncing a ball off of her head, a smirk on her face as she addresses the journal. Yes, she is going to keep doing this the whole time while mentally counting the number of hits she can make.

Yeah, she's being as show-offy as usual. But onto the message!]

Okay, show of hooves-- or hands, paws, whatever you've got.

[She holds out one of her front legs and bounces the ball right onto the hoof, and then she bumps the ball back up and continues bouncing.]

Point is, I know there are people hangin' around who aren't hue-mans. I mean, Kazooie, that lion, and Pommy sure aren't, and they can't be the only ones!

[Not to mention Mewtwo and Moro.

But, herp, more bouncing. Who knows how long she'll keep this up?]

I just wanna get a headcount because I'm thinking of starting some kinda club. I mean, hue-mans aren't all bad, but we're kinda in the minority here. Might as well hang out and get to know each other!

So, anyone up for it?

[And she bumps the ball one more time, kicking it aside. There! She's totally made Luceti's ball bouncing record.]

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[After her little message, Dash can be found hovering around the village. No clouds this time, but a colorful pony still stands out. She'll be dropping by the bakery for some delicious chow, maybe scoping out Seventh Heaven for good measure and then proceed to the center of town, where she'll be looking up at the sky and jotting some stuff down on a clipboard. ...using her mouth to write. Point is, she's everywhere. Come bug the silly pony if you wish.]

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I guess I can't really blame 'em if they're from totally different worlds, but sometimes it's nice to take a break. Find people who know what it's like, that sorta thing.

[The difference here is that Dash doesn't see humans as insects, just... different. Some are cool, but they still confuse her half the time.]

Then they should learn especially if we are the obviously...superior species.

[ He'll wave his claw in a offhanded gesture a theatrical sigh escaping him. ] I suppose it cannot be helped. Humans are rather...stubborn.

[ Especially when it comes to getting information out of them. Ugh! Useless in so many ways... ]

Uh, right.

[Okay, this is mildly creepy. Oh well. she'll roll with it.]

I mean, I think everybody gets stubborn sometimes, but that still doesn't make it easy.

[ Starscream isn't creepy. Okay, well, maybe a little. But hey it's the Decepticon way! He can't help himself, usually. He'll clasp his hands together looking thoughtful and bit relenting. ]

Of course it would be so much easier if they were just willing to learn. We wouldn't be having this conversation now would we? If humans and our...decidedly enhanced and eclectic kinds could see eye to eye.

[ Totally not scheming. Totally not pretending to be a good guy. ] But I suppose all good things come with a little patience and mutual learning on both ends. [ None of which he is willing to give or take the time out to do, especially towards humans. A pity inflicting pain or subjugation usually seemed to work better. ]

[Patience and learning? Dash nods. That sounds like pony logic for sure.]

Sounds like something Princess Celestia or Twilight would say. Even if things get really frustrating sometimes, it helps to try and see eye-to-eye.

[After all, the ponies in Ponyville were spooked by Zecora at first, kinda like the humans give nonhumans weird looks and such.]

[ Well as long as he keeps up this charade it might just be useful to get to understand these other...non humans more closely. Still he doesn't believe in half of what he's saying right now but that's Starscream. He does put up a convincing front though, doesn't he? And who in the name of the All Spark is she even referring to? Well no matter, he doesn't really care to ask so. ]

Oh yes. [ If the video wasn't on he'd be rolling his optics. ]

We wouldn't want to cause an altercation. Despite our...obvious auspicious and clearly well defined attributes that trump any skills these humans might posses in this place.

Yeah, this place has enough problems already. We don't need to start something huge.

[Because as much as Dash loves adventure and action, starting a massive problem within Luceti would not end well. Especially if it became serious.]

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