4th wall - action/video/voice/WHATEVER

[wannabolt]

[Today, those around the enclosure and over the journals will hear a booming announcement from Rainbow Dash. You see, she's spotted the new arrivals, and she's gotten her hooves on a megaphone for an important announcement.]

Attention, Luceti! You're about to be stunned, amazed, and totally floored! That's right, I'm about to pull off my show-stopping stunts, so you better keep your eyes on the sky, or you're gonna miss out!

[And she's going all out with this. Clouds are being reshaped to form words, arrows, and other oddities to get people's attention. And it's all happening in the blink of an eye.

Once she's satisfied with the crowd, she'll be pulling off a some awesome stunts.

She'll probably land sometime between her announcement and big display to see who's showing up.

This is a free-for-all! Have at her.]

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[wannabolt]

[Princess Celestia does tricks?

Whoa. That's like... super awesome. She's totally awestruck up here!]

I didn't know you did stunts!

[wannabolt]

They're not myths in Equestria. Hue-mans don't even exist there.

[Then again, she's heard of people calling them myths in Luceti. Still totally weird in her book.]

[wannabolt]

Totally. And that's not even the worst part!

[She could go on about her crazy experiences, oh yes.]

[maretriarch]

Time teaches us many things. [Primly:] That's just one of them.

I don't think I'm quite the flyer you are though, Rainbow Dash.

[like_air_into_gold]

How curious. I can't help but wonder whether your existence precedes the myths or vice versa.

[shying]

[A pair of blue eyes appear through the leaves.

....AH. A familiar pony! SHE'S SAFE AT LAST ;A;]

R-Rainbow Dash! What... what's going on...?

[honestapples]

It gets worse?

[This is one of your pranks, isn't it. Please say it's one of your pranks.]

[devicpillar]

[Himmel's never seen something like this before (might never, really) so he follows the arrows in the sky with a sense of wonderment. He's not very used to crowds despite coming in one, so when he gets to the area pointed out to him he settles a little ways away, watching the sky and waiting.]

[wah_wah_wah_wah]

[Baby Mario is on the ground clapping and cheering when she comes down.]

Yaaaay! Encoooore! Encooore!

[wannabolt]

[Whoa, is that like... a human foal or something? He's so tiny!

But, hey, encores are never out of the question.]

With pleasure.

[And up she goes again, pulling off more incredible stunts with ease!]

[wannabolt]

[And once he's there, Dash is ready to start showing her stuff!

Behold incredible feats like whirling the clouds around to look like soft-serve ice cream, whirlwinds of color by rapidly flying in a spiral. She'll rocket down, then swerve back up, shooting a bulls-eye on yet another cloud!

Basically, hardcore stunts all over the place.]

[wannabolt]

That's what I'd like to know.

[Poor Fluttershy. Dash knows this whole thing must be overwhelming for somepony like her.]

All I know is that huge crowds are showing up all over the place!

[wannabolt]

Maybe not, but you're still really good at it!

[And wow. Princesses do stuff like that? The more you know!]

[wannabolt]

Beats me.

[She shrugs. Really, thinking about it would probably give her a headache.]

It's a different world, so who knows if there's really a connection?

[wannabolt]

Yep. A lot worse.

[She groans. Oh, if only it was a prank.]

There's these psycho scientists in charge who do crazy experiments.

[honestapples]

An' nopony's stood up to 'em?

[Not adding up. Rainbow Dash isn't the kind to just sit back and let somepony pull something like that.]

Can't y'all find 'em?

[shying]

I... is it safe...?

[She's not leaving the bush. The bush is her fortress of solitude. Nothing can get her in- AAAAHHH SOMETHING JUST BRUSHED PAST HER BACK HOOF JASHDFSKJSF SCREAM]

[devicpillar]

[He oohs and ahhs, clapping harder and harder with every stunt. His eyes follow her as well as they can, and he tries to name the shapes he knows (although there's not a whole lot of them - but he'd like to learn them all sometime).

In fact, Dash, you may have just found your newest number one fan. Scoot along, Scootaloo; Himmel's here.]

[maretriarch]

[A soft giggle.]

I'm glad you think so. It's been a long time since I was able to really stretch my wings.

['Long' by Celestia standards is like. A couple millenia.]

[wah_wah_wah_wah]

That issa so cool!!! Canna I try?

[And then the baby starts digging in his pockets. He knows he had his cape power up thing somewhere in one of these.]

[wannabolt]

Believe me, AJ, I'd show 'em a thing or two if I could.

[She punches the air with one of her front hooves for emphasis.]

But we're all stuck behind an unbreakable barrier. It's like they're too scared to come out and face us.

[wannabolt]

[Uuuh... give her a second. Dash glances around for a minute. The place sure is busy, buuut...]

Hey, don't sweat it. Nopony's gonna mess with you on my watch.

[wannabolt]

[Wait, does he wanna try flying? But he's a human, so it's not like he has wings...

Well, it's not like she's gonna get caught up in the logistics or anything.]

Uh, sure. Knock yourself out.

[wannabolt]

Seriously?

[Dash shudders.]

Man, I can't imagine what that'd be like!

[But she's a free spirit, and flying's her thing.]

[wannabolt]

[Aww, yeah! This was an awesome idea, and she totally doesn't regret it. Before long, she'll rocket down to the ground, landing with ease. She'll even strike a super cool pose for added effect.]