[Well it's not too bad! The field looks normal, no ones flying up around (against their will) or sticking to the floor because the gravity screwed up or anything like that. In fact there's even a volleyball in there! It might look a little odd, but a ball is a ball.

There's just the slight problem of there being no net.]

It doesn't look too bad, huh? [He's pleased with himself.] I thought just choosing whatever back there would have made something much worse than this.

[There's a sort of eerie calmness coming from the situation, considering how well it's going and how well everything came together, but the feeling fails to register with him.]