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Rainbow Dash ([personal profile] wannabolt) wrote2011-12-06 11:39 am

003 - video/action;

[The recording starts with, you guessed it, Rainbow Dash's lovely face as she leans in reeeeeal close to the camera and then sits back. For those who haven't seen her yet, this is a technicolor pony with biiig eyes and a rainbow mane. She also seems to be... in the air somewhere? Huh.]

Soooo, I'm guessing some of you guys haven't seen me yet. I don't know how that's possible when I pull off stunts all the time. Those rainbows that pop up? Totally me.

[She smirks.]

And when clouds randomly swirl around or disappear? Yep, that's me too. Pretty sweet, huh?

[She flies up a little, and the video shows off her whole physique. But bragging about her awesomeness isn't the only reason she's doing this. Naw. After about a minute, she'll scoop up the journal and turn it towards an awesome snow castle. There are a few small snow clouds floating just above it; probably Dash's handywork. The fort itself is probably a bit bigger than in the image, but the structure is more or less the same.]

Just like this castle I built. Best part? It took me... maybe thirty seconds to build. Tops.

[Speed is awesome like that.]

And with that outta the way, what do you hue-mans do for winter, anyway? And anyone else. Got any cool holidays?

[With that, Dash will be hanging around her awesome castle near Community Housing 3. Maybe stomping on a few of those clouds to make some more sculptures, like these guys. Wanna chill with a pony? Go for it!]
menial: (& uhhh sure!)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-10 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Really, all of them? To six billion people?

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[... ... ...

Eh. Heheheh.]


I could do it for twelve billion people!
menial: (& uhhh sure!)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-10 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
In ten seconds.

['I'm pretty sure at least one law of physics would groan at that. Not that they haven't snapped already, around here.']

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, if I can pull off a Sonic Rainboom, I can handle delivery.
menial: (~ what.)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-10 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
['Sounds like one of those video game moves that sounds much more awesome than it is.']

Is that where you go through a cloud at a speed so quickly that it breaks the sound barrier and also causes it to start raining at the same time?

['Because if so... it doesn't sound like it has much to do with delivery.']

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? It's way more than that!

A Sonic Rainboom is the stuff of legends. When a pegasus pony gets going at just the right speed, it creates a rainbow mixed with a sonic boom!
menial: (& uhhh sure!)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-10 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
['So "way more" is a rainbow, huh? ...And did she say "pegasus pony"? I feel like I've truly entered an RPG now.']

...How exactly do those two things mix? Isn't one light-based and one sound-based?

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
See, that's why it's so legendary. Plus, I'm the only pony who's ever pulled it off. Twice.
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[personal profile] menial 2011-12-10 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
['...I feel like talking any more about rainbows and pony tricks is going to drive me insane or into an eight-year-old girl's dollhouse.']

Very cool...

However, I'm curious. What do you ... ponies, did you say? What do you guys do for winter, then?

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Bring in the clouds, start up the snow. At least, that's what the pegasi do. We've gotta bring in the season before we start celebrating.

But we've got some cool holidays like Hearth's Warming.
menial: ($ is that so)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-11 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hearth's Warming, huh? What's that consist of? Do you all stand in front of a firepony named "Hearth", by any chance?

['Perhaps the largest problem here is that I can't make that sound any more sarcastic. I has reached my limit. I think. Then again, something truly wacky could come down the road at any minute...

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pfff, she laughs.]

Naw. We decorate trees, hang up wreaths, that kinda thing.
menial: (& backing off now)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-11 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well, that's surprisingly... similar to us.

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and your Halloween's a lot like our Nightmare Night.

[Which is a crazy coincidence.]
menial: (& uhhh sure!)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-11 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
What a crazy coincidence. And what do you do for Valentine's Day?

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What's Valentine's Day?

[Curse canon for being so vague about holidays that aren't "Halloween" and "Christmas"!]
menial: (~ oh look who's too close)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's a day in February when everyone who's dating feels obligated to show it and everyone who's single either bursts out in resentment, feels bad, talks about commercialism, or a combination.

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
So it's a lovey dovey type thing?

[Pardon Dash while she pretends to gag.]

Blegh, that's not my type of holiday.
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[personal profile] menial 2011-12-16 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Good for you, then. It's a bit controversial with a lot of people, I'd say.

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's like you said, if people who aren't all lovey dovey get caught up in that kinda holiday, it'd probably just make 'em feel bad.
menial: (* this far and no further)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-17 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much.

So what other holidays do you celebrate?

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
There's the Summer Sun Celebration, where we celebrate the longest day of the year. Everypony parties all night, and then we watch Princess Celestia raise the sun.
menial: (& pensive)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-18 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
['"Everypony", huh?

...I guess I don't know what I was expecting.'
]


Literally raise the sun?

['Because that sounds extremely, uh, I hate to be a broken record here, so I'll just leave the reader to infer.']

[identity profile] wannabolt.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yep! And Princess Luna controls the moon and stars.

[She says this as if it's a no-brainer.]
menial: (& well that's worrying)

[personal profile] menial 2011-12-20 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Uh, right. So do they control the sun and the moon and stuff here?

['Just for the sake of argument.']

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