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[Well, now that the possession insanity is over with, maybe it's time for Dash to address something that's been bothering her for a while. So here, Luceti, have a view of one colorful, cartoony pony chilling in the sky somewhere. Probably one one of those clouds she loves perching on so much.

She takes a quick look around, wipes her forehead with one of her hooves, and lets out a great big sigh.]

Okay, so I know that a lot of you guys are from worlds where fighting's... kinda routine. You might be warriors, heroes, knights, whatever... I guess to you guys, going out and fighting the Third Party's no big deal. Just another war to add to your resume.

Buuuut here's the thing. Equestria's really peaceful for the most part. Sure, I've helped save the world from eternal night, but when I went out to fight in that last draft, things got ugly. Fast.

[She winces, looking the other way.]

How do you guys deal with it? Especially if you've gotta kill to keep moving. My speed kept me in shape for the most part, and I KO'd some cultists, but that's about as far as I could go.

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Well, even if they were, who're they to decide who gets killed? We've all got worlds we've gotta return to, and we kinda can't do that if they take us out.

Exactly. They don't have the right to make that choice for anyone else.

Too bad they probably don't see it that way. They're probably way too obsessed with how perfect their crazy death scheme is.

I think that's their whole problem in the first place-- that they won't even consider any other options. They're so sure that what they're doing is the only right way to handle things.

Kinda like the Malnosso, but I guess they're the lesser of two evils. At least their experiments are kinda tame. They're usually more annoying than anything.

And sometimes they're nice to us too, like when they gave us LucetiLand and all of those Christmas presents. The cultists haven't done anything nice for us at all. They just want to kill us.

LucetiLand? Uh, I feel like I'm missing something here.

[The name sounds so goofy, too.]

Oh, that's the amusement park that the Malnosso let us have twice. They just kind of put it in the enclosure for a week each time so we could enjoy it.

[Pardon her if her jaw drops.]

Wait, wait, wait. They had an amusement park here, and I missed it?

[That's so not fair!]

Yeah, it was here twice. But if they brought it twice, that means they could always do it again, since it can't be that hard for them to Shift it in here.

Seriously. I'd take something like that over another lame draft. Why can't they, you know, let us have fun every now and then?

I think their ideas of "fun" don't quite match up with ours.

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