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[Early in the day, people throughout the village might spot a suspicious rainbow streak jetting upwards into the sky. Higher and higher and higher she flies... Until, suddenly, that rainbow streak is rapidly plummeting down, faster and faster until there's a resounding CRASH!
Oh, was that your house she bumped into? Maybe your garden? Business? Whatever the case, there will be a few of these ridiculous crashes until Rainbow, being the stubborn pegasus that she is, moves onto plan B.
A bit later, something a little strange will appear... a cloud floating around the village. Now, seeing clouds in the sky isn't all that abnormal. Just another part of everyday weather.
But what about clouds that float ridiculously close to rooftops? Clouds that hover suspiciously over buildings, people, and are isolated from the others? Tiny clouds that, if one looks close enough, they may catch a bit of a rainbow fringe, sometimes a pair of binoculars, over the edge of the fluffy white stuff.
That's right. This cloud is spying on you strange people. ...Or whatever's up in the cloud, anyway.
Feel free to witness either event-- Dash's crash landings from the lovely barrier or her recon mission.]
Oh, was that your house she bumped into? Maybe your garden? Business? Whatever the case, there will be a few of these ridiculous crashes until Rainbow, being the stubborn pegasus that she is, moves onto plan B.
A bit later, something a little strange will appear... a cloud floating around the village. Now, seeing clouds in the sky isn't all that abnormal. Just another part of everyday weather.
But what about clouds that float ridiculously close to rooftops? Clouds that hover suspiciously over buildings, people, and are isolated from the others? Tiny clouds that, if one looks close enough, they may catch a bit of a rainbow fringe, sometimes a pair of binoculars, over the edge of the fluffy white stuff.
That's right. This cloud is spying on you strange people. ...Or whatever's up in the cloud, anyway.
Feel free to witness either event-- Dash's crash landings from the lovely barrier or her recon mission.]
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... 'Cause Mumbo used magic. He's a shaman! [Like Rainbow Dash knows or cares, Kazooie...]
I bet I could do it if I could do that Luceti magic-thing...
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[So, hah.]
Only unicorns use magic.
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Background music?
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... You know, the music that just... plays in a place and changes when you go somewhere else?
It's everywhere! Or at least, it's supposed to be, but Luceti doesn't have any. Whoever heard of a game without background music?!
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[Kazooie, your logic is weird.]
But I think I know what you mean. It sounds kinda like what happens when Pinkie randomly starts singing.
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[She shrugs a bit.] Who's this Pinkie? Some friend of yours from wherever you come from?
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[What are these things you call video games? She's certainly never heard of them.]
Yep! She's a bit of a screwball sometimes, but nopony can throw a party like Pinkie Pie.
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[Two months. Two... honestly lonely months. It's not something Kazooie likes to admit...
... Peach has sort of filled the void, but it's not the same.]
He really needs to get a move on and show up already! Or these dumb Malnosso-guys have to bring him in!
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[She's just bummed that she missed them, really. It's weird being the only pony in town.]
Those Malnosso guys sound like real jerks, anyway. If they were here right now, I'd show 'em a thing or two!
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They sure do! I need to introduce 'em to the business end of a Grenade Egg!
... there's gotta be some way to get to 'em...
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[Even if the idea of exploding eggs is pretty serious.]
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[She refuses to believe that there is any chance of her failing. Because believing that requires surrender... and heroes never surrender.]
I'll just look for a hole or something to send a Clockwork Kazooie bomb through!
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[A beat, as she glances up at the sky.]
I guess I could do a quick fly-around and see if there's any holes.
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[That's another thing on the list of Stuff Kazooie has to Bug the Malnosso About.
... Of course, Kazooie is hoping this isn't like the invisible walls of a stage.]
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[But she's got wings! Wouldn't that work?]
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[One of those silly limitations of a video game character's. Like fences that they should presumably be able to break but can only do so at a certain specific location with a specific move...]
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[She's not trying to be rude, honest! Just confused... very confused.]
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[... It is a pretty frustrating flaw.
Though Kazooie would hate it even more if she was realistic. She'd never even get off the ground.]Though I would like to be able to take off anywhere! It's really annoying having to find a Flight Pad all the time!
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[But, of course, Dash loves the freedom of flight.]
But I guess gliding's better than nothing.
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[Kazooie seems to think stuff revolves around her, too, so that probably doesn't help.]
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... I'd just rather not try to Glide all the way to the barrier. [Imagine holding the Z button down that long.]
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[Because she's quick enough to get there in maybe a few minutes.]
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... We still gotta check that stupid thing out though. Just to see if it's as unbreakable as everybody says it is.
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