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[Early in the day, people throughout the village might spot a suspicious rainbow streak jetting upwards into the sky. Higher and higher and higher she flies... Until, suddenly, that rainbow streak is rapidly plummeting down, faster and faster until there's a resounding CRASH!

Oh, was that your house she bumped into? Maybe your garden? Business? Whatever the case, there will be a few of these ridiculous crashes until Rainbow, being the stubborn pegasus that she is, moves onto plan B.

A bit later, something a little strange will appear... a cloud floating around the village. Now, seeing clouds in the sky isn't all that abnormal. Just another part of everyday weather.

But what about clouds that float ridiculously close to rooftops? Clouds that hover suspiciously over buildings, people, and are isolated from the others? Tiny clouds that, if one looks close enough, they may catch a bit of a rainbow fringe, sometimes a pair of binoculars, over the edge of the fluffy white stuff.

That's right. This cloud is spying on you strange people. ...Or whatever's up in the cloud, anyway.

Feel free to witness either event-- Dash's crash landings from the lovely barrier or her recon mission.]

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[Heh. Well, if anything, this dude's amusing. His enthusiasm just makes her think of Scootaloo.]

That's one of the perks of having wings. You can pull off all kinds of stunts you could never do on the ground.

[Which is totally why she's Equestria's top athelete, even if Applejack comes pretty close.]

That makes sense! Though Pommy has a friend who can fly and she doesn't have wings. Pommy doesn't know how she can do it.

You sure she's not hovering? There's a huge difference!

[Sorta.]

Pommy's sure it was flying -- she was zooming all over the place, kinda like what you did, when she was beating up Procne on Horizon!

[He exaggerates. But only a little.]

But how does she fly without wings? Unless there's some kinda magic involved, there's no way that'd work.

Myu, well, she said she was part-demon, so it probably is magic or something.

Part demon?

[Okay, that just sounds a liiittle spooky. Not that she's scared of that kinda thing. She helped take on Nightmare Moon, after all!]

[He nods.]

Yeah, Pommy was surprised too -- she was so cute and nice.

[Pause as he glances away briefly.]

Well, she still is, myu. But now Pommy knows she can get kind of scary, too.

[That's not even counting the time she was fully possessed by a rather omnicidal goddess of justice.]

[...Snort. Oh man, that reminds her of somepony.]

Yeah, I know what that's like. My friend Fluttershy's usually so shy that even her own shadow scares her, but when she gets mad, it's like she's a whole different pony.

[She talked down a dragon and... kinda went crazy at the gala.]

[Pommy hops and laughs at that.]

Lilith isn't shy or anything like that, but when she got mad even Bomberman was scared of her, myu! [And when a guy called "Bomberman" is scared of someone...]

Bomberman?

[Must like bombs or something.]

He a friend of yours?

Yep! Pommy lived with him before Pommy was taken to Luceti.

So what's he do? Throw bombs at people?

[Just a random guess.]

Yep! Only at bad guys, though, 'cause Bomberman's a hero like Pommy!

[...p-pff, what'd he say?]

You're a hero?

[Pommy stands tall and puffs his chest out...well, as much as he can, anyway, considering he's a foot-tall round thing.]

Pommy's the cutest hero in the whole galaxy!

[Cutest hero... That's an interesting title. Pardon her if she teases a bit.]

You sure you're not a sidekick?

Myu, Pommy's definitely a hero! Pommy faced down the god of evil and the creator of the universe and lived to tell the tale!

[It's technically true; he's just neglecting to mention that it was Bomberman who did all of the actual fighting.

So, yes, he totally is a sidekick.]

[She's... not entirely sure she believes him. Who's to say he's not bluffing?

But, heh, she'll humor him anyway.]

And how'd you do that?

Well, the Angel of Light and Shadow wanted to remake this universe because she thought there wasn't any hope left for it, so she wanted to test Pommy and Bomberman by fighting us!

[He hops, his ears flopping.]

So Pommy and Bomberman worked together to defeat her and prove that there are heroes who can protect the universe!

[Total lie. But to be fair, he was actually left behind on the Warship Noah while Bomberman was whisked away to another dimension to fight the Angel by himself. Then again, Pommy wasn't much use in the earlier fights, so.]

So it wasn't just you fighting that Angel.

[Hmmm...]

Still kinda sounds like you're a sidekick, but I guess taking on an angel's a pretty big deal.

[Pommy huffs, but surprisingly he lets the sidekick comment slide this time.]

It was a very big deal! Pommy bets Rainbow Dash hasn't done anything like that.

[OH SNAPS! You ain't jus' gonna let that pass, are ya, R-Dash?]

Are you kidding? I helped save Equestria from an eternal night.

[With her friends, but it still counts.]

Really? What was that like?

Oh, it was tough. First, I had to make my way through the Everfree forest. I was neck-in-neck with danger. Nightmare Moon had a whole bunch of tricks up her sleeve and even tried to turn me against my friends.

But I sure showed her.

[With the help of her friends and the Elements of Harmony. But hey, she's gotta make this sound impressive.]

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