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['sup, Luceti? Having a nice day? Well, there's a lovely close up of a cartoon pony's face here, as she finally tries to set up her own journal post.

The camera angle might change a few times until she's satisfied. Aaaand once that's over, she'll just sorta... chill. Yeah.]

Okay, so. I get this place is full of hue-mans and everything, but I still don't get why you guys have to eat meat. Ever thought that maybe those cows don't want to be eaten? You guys have tons of other stuff to eat, so can't you guys let up on the animals? I dunno, it just seems wrong to me, especially since the cows back home could talk just like anypony I know.

[Nevermind the fact that she's seen glue in the general store. Mhmmm.

Though, she doesn't wanna stick to something so morbid, sooo... moving on!]

Anyway, are there any athletes around here? Practicing stunts on my own is nice and all, but where's the challenge? I can pull off tricks in my sleep. I guess what I'm asking is if anyone'd wanna hang out and maybe compete. Doesn't matter what it is. Running, hoof wrestling... whatever hue-mans do.

[She's about to end it there, but as an afterthought...]

Oh, and I wanna apologize to that red haired hue-man I chased during the experiment. Just letting you know that there's no way I'm gonna hunt you down with a sword again.

[Whew, that was a mouthful. But with that out of the way, she'll be tucking her journal away and swooping down from the roof of C3 to get some business taken care of.

First stop? The general store, to pick up a few odd supplies. Sneezing powder, balloons to fill with water, some thick markers to make a sign... all of it's going to go into a saddle bag she's carrying along with her.

Once that's done, she'll be stopping by the bakery to pick up some goods. And by goods I mean cupcakes. A whole box, plus a chocolate one for herself.

With her supplies gathered and brought back to her apartment, she'll be spending the rest of the day doing crazy stunts above the village. Kicking out clouds, swirling them around, running at full speed from one end of the village to the next... Expect lots of rainbows and craziness overall.]

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But there is other stuff that can give 'em iron. And we use eggs and herbs all the time.

[We being ponies.]

Of course, it's simply that people find meat to be the best provider of iron and protein. I'm rather fond of eggs and herbs myself more than meat.

Glad I'm not the only one! We usually just use eggs for baking in Ponyville, but I think that still counts.

You know how to bake? [Now he's more curious.]

I don't, but I know plenty of ponies that do, like Applejack and Pinkie Pie.

Applejack? Pinkie Pie? Excuse me for saying this, but those are names I've never heard before for any type of pony or horse.

They're pretty normal names for Equestrian ponies. I'm Rainbow Dash, and my other friends are named Fluttershy, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle.

I see. And where exactly is this Equestria you come from?

It's... somewhere? In another world.

[She hasn't thought of the exact coordinates, really. That's probably Twilight's thing.]

But Equestria's full of ponies.

Are there no humans in your world? [He sounds a bit confused.] Only ponies and cows?

I'd never even heard of hue-mans until I came here.

[A beat.]

There's more than just ponies and cows, though. We've got dragons, manticores, sea serpents, griffins, Zecora's a zebra, mules, buffalo... and there's a whole bunch of other animals, but most of 'em don't talk.

So no people, meaning us humans, are in your world? Hmmm, that's very fascinating to hear.

Nope, just ponies. Ponies are kinda the... ruling species in Equestria, if you wanna put it that way.

We control everything, too. The clouds, the plants, the animals. And Princess Celestia raises the sun.

Thank you for telling me all of this, Rainbow Dash. I would love to one day see Equestria, it sounds very fascinating.

It's way different from this place. I'm still trying to wrap my head around some of the stuff here.

You'll figure everything out soon.

I sure hope so.

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