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[wannabolt]

['sup, Luceti? Having a nice day? Well, there's a lovely close up of a cartoon pony's face here, as she finally tries to set up her own journal post.

The camera angle might change a few times until she's satisfied. Aaaand once that's over, she'll just sorta... chill. Yeah.]

Okay, so. I get this place is full of hue-mans and everything, but I still don't get why you guys have to eat meat. Ever thought that maybe those cows don't want to be eaten? You guys have tons of other stuff to eat, so can't you guys let up on the animals? I dunno, it just seems wrong to me, especially since the cows back home could talk just like anypony I know.

[Nevermind the fact that she's seen glue in the general store. Mhmmm.

Though, she doesn't wanna stick to something so morbid, sooo... moving on!]

Anyway, are there any athletes around here? Practicing stunts on my own is nice and all, but where's the challenge? I can pull off tricks in my sleep. I guess what I'm asking is if anyone'd wanna hang out and maybe compete. Doesn't matter what it is. Running, hoof wrestling... whatever hue-mans do.

[She's about to end it there, but as an afterthought...]

Oh, and I wanna apologize to that red haired hue-man I chased during the experiment. Just letting you know that there's no way I'm gonna hunt you down with a sword again.

[Whew, that was a mouthful. But with that out of the way, she'll be tucking her journal away and swooping down from the roof of C3 to get some business taken care of.

First stop? The general store, to pick up a few odd supplies. Sneezing powder, balloons to fill with water, some thick markers to make a sign... all of it's going to go into a saddle bag she's carrying along with her.

Once that's done, she'll be stopping by the bakery to pick up some goods. And by goods I mean cupcakes. A whole box, plus a chocolate one for herself.

With her supplies gathered and brought back to her apartment, she'll be spending the rest of the day doing crazy stunts above the village. Kicking out clouds, swirling them around, running at full speed from one end of the village to the next... Expect lots of rainbows and craziness overall.]

Comments

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[followthatbird.livejournal.com]

[...GIVE HIM A SECOND answering is hard when you are a) a dog and b) have no thumbs.]

Cows are scary. I would not try to eat them. Oh, no.

[...Yeaaaaah he hasn't quite made the connection between living cows and steak yet.]

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[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

Cows, scary?

[Dude, dog. Nevermind the fact that you're talking, that's kinda silly.]

Okay, so maybe they are kinda huge, but they're not so bad.

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[followthatbird.livejournal.com]

[What, and being a talking pony isn't silly?!]

They do not look very happy. They do not wag their tails of fetch balls so I do not know if they are happy or not.

[Voice]

[skyborne-mage.livejournal.com]

Ugh... I gotta tell ya, you're not gonna get far telling people what they should and shouldn't eat.

[Arche does look oddly green though. Maybe talking about eating meat makes her feel kind of ill, too?]

[Voice]

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

I just don't get it. I mean, they probably aren't gonna stop, but that doesn't mean I have to like it, either.

[VOICE]

[polishrule.livejournal.com]

[Poland really loves meat. Really, really loves meat. It's kind of a main staple of food in Poland.

But the fact that cows can talk in her world makes him feel sick.]

Dude, they talk?

[VOICE]

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

They do in Equestria! So do buffalo and mules.

[Plus dragons, sea serpents, and possibly other critters.]

[voice]

[blackteriques]

[His voice is very mild.] I take it even your fish back home talk, then.

[voice]

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. Some animals talk, others don't.

[Granted, Fluttershy can communicate with just about all of 'em.]

[Voice]

[sea-king-bait.livejournal.com]

I don't get why humans eat meat either, Dash-chin. There's so many delicious vegetarian recipes to eat!

[Voice]

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

Vegetarian recipes and baked goods. I don't know about you, but I think that's more than enough to keep me going.

video;

[planetcrusher.livejournal.com]

[Oh, it's a, um, blue pony. The things you see here . . . ]

Iii don't think most humans hoof wrestle. Not with each other, anyway.

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[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

[Yes, a blue pony with odd proportions and cartoon physics.

Said pony is going to be raising a forelimb and flexing it like a human arm, too, defying the laws of horse anatomy.]

But it's easy! Even if you guys have hands instead of hooves.

[Voice]

[meteorical]

I'm guessing you mean me. Don't worry about it, I don't think I'm going to be a thief again any time soon...but the apology's appreciated.

And you can call me Kairi.

[Voice]

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

Kairi, huh? Gotcha.

[Rolls off the tongue better than 'red haired hue-man,' that's for sure.]

But man, that was one crazy experiment. I'm just glad I didn't get stuck in a frilly, princess dress.

[ voice ]

[refinedmaestro.livejournal.com]

[Despite seeing this very cutesy pony on his screen, he decides to answer the pony because he's become use to this.]

Not all humans eat meat.

[ voice ]

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

[And by now she's had a little bit of sense talked into her. Still doesn't look super pleased, though.]

Still, I just don't get why they do. Arche says it's kinda necessary, though.

[tailasoldastime]

[Lucky for you that Beast just happens to have his journal open to hear the TALKING PONY?! What on... well, next to the giant turtles, this shouldn't be too strange, but at least the turtles are likely humans deep inside. But just from the way she's talking, it's pretty obvious that she's not human and never has been.

And her question offends him a bit; for the longest time while he's cursed, he's gone out to hunt for food, 'cause most other options are extremely limited.

So he's going to immediately speak before his tact is switched on.]

Sometimes we don't have a choice.

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

[And by now, Dash has figured that out. Still weirds her out, but she's trying to at least tolerate it.]

Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have asked.

[Voice]

[toujoursfluer.livejournal.com]

Hmm, do you suppose grass wishes to be eaten?

[Voice]

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

But grass is different! It's not like the grass can feel it or anything.

[Voice] | Slow, but... derp!

[talontrot]

[... Kazooie is not a good person to ask about eating meat... she really doesn't care.]

Where I come from, pretty much everything's got eyes and talks. [Yes, that does raise so many issues - Kazooie seems to not care, though.]

Also, if you need somebody to compete with, I'm your breegull!

[Voice] | Not too slow!

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

Everything?

[That... what. Kazooie, that's kinda creepy!

Buh. Moving on--]

Hah! I was hoping you'd say that.

[Voice] Similarly late, derp

[phantasmgap]

It's all a matter of perspective.

As a matter of fact, there are some creatures that eat humans. In the cosmic scheme of things, everything can be considered prey.

I'd offer to challenge you, but... mmn. I still haven't been motivated enough to leave my room for very long. Speaking with the others here via journal is significantly easier.

[Voice] Late is fine, yes

[wannabolt.livejournal.com]

Everything?

[Eep. She does have a point, but it's still unsettling for a pony who lives in a place like Equestria.]

Well, I guess competing's not for everyone.