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['sup, Luceti? Having a nice day? Well, there's a lovely close up of a cartoon pony's face here, as she finally tries to set up her own journal post.

The camera angle might change a few times until she's satisfied. Aaaand once that's over, she'll just sorta... chill. Yeah.]

Okay, so. I get this place is full of hue-mans and everything, but I still don't get why you guys have to eat meat. Ever thought that maybe those cows don't want to be eaten? You guys have tons of other stuff to eat, so can't you guys let up on the animals? I dunno, it just seems wrong to me, especially since the cows back home could talk just like anypony I know.

[Nevermind the fact that she's seen glue in the general store. Mhmmm.

Though, she doesn't wanna stick to something so morbid, sooo... moving on!]

Anyway, are there any athletes around here? Practicing stunts on my own is nice and all, but where's the challenge? I can pull off tricks in my sleep. I guess what I'm asking is if anyone'd wanna hang out and maybe compete. Doesn't matter what it is. Running, hoof wrestling... whatever hue-mans do.

[She's about to end it there, but as an afterthought...]

Oh, and I wanna apologize to that red haired hue-man I chased during the experiment. Just letting you know that there's no way I'm gonna hunt you down with a sword again.

[Whew, that was a mouthful. But with that out of the way, she'll be tucking her journal away and swooping down from the roof of C3 to get some business taken care of.

First stop? The general store, to pick up a few odd supplies. Sneezing powder, balloons to fill with water, some thick markers to make a sign... all of it's going to go into a saddle bag she's carrying along with her.

Once that's done, she'll be stopping by the bakery to pick up some goods. And by goods I mean cupcakes. A whole box, plus a chocolate one for herself.

With her supplies gathered and brought back to her apartment, she'll be spending the rest of the day doing crazy stunts above the village. Kicking out clouds, swirling them around, running at full speed from one end of the village to the next... Expect lots of rainbows and craziness overall.]

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[... Kazooie is not a good person to ask about eating meat... she really doesn't care.]

Where I come from, pretty much everything's got eyes and talks. [Yes, that does raise so many issues - Kazooie seems to not care, though.]

Also, if you need somebody to compete with, I'm your breegull!

Everything?

[That... what. Kazooie, that's kinda creepy!

Buh. Moving on--]

Hah! I was hoping you'd say that.

[It is! Kazooie is just inured to it. Sorry, Dash. When the orange tells you that it's delicious, you just kind of have to get used to it basically encouraging you to eat it.]

Dunno if I can do the hoof-wrestling thing. You know. Since I don't have hooves and all.

... But I could use my talons!

Talons work. You don't have to have hooves. Just something you can grab with.

Well, I can grab just fine with my talons! It's what they're for. [And for... well... walking on.] I can grab with my wings too, sometimes. Usually when I gotta grab a cool item.

And we can always circle the village a few times. Maybe make a race of things!

A race? Now that's more like it!

[Can't you just hear her excitement?]

Could always do both.

[She can, actually, and it's heartening. Knowing that she's not the only person who would love to race around Luceti is awesome.]

Races are always great, 'specially if you get a Jiggy for finishing 'em! ... Except the races with Canary Mary. Man, I could've done without those...

... I don't think this'd be that hard though! [Actually, it might be harder, considering Dash's speed.]

I'm guessing this Canary Mary's some tough competition.

[Heh. Speaking of speed...]

But I'm warning you; I won't hold back.

Tough doesn't even begin to describe it. Somehow she kept getting ahead of me whenever I went real fast! So I had to kinda pace myself... [Which always annoys Kazooie.

... So getting to race all-out? Totally fine with her!]

Awesome! That'll make the race even better!

Would we be flying, or running? Or both?

Pacing... Man, I still can't believe Twilight beat me and Applejack by taking it slow.

[But Twi's a friend, and... pacing probably is a good idea, even if it's not her style.]

Could do a combo, but I thought you said you can only glide around here.

You'd be right - and I think the Malnosso-guys weren't giving stuff out anymore, either. Ugh.

... I could still Glide, but it won't be anywhere near as fast... [Which is irritating.] I'd do better on the ground!

Stupid Malnosso-guys.

[It's clearly their fault, after all. Making her racing skills artificially suck!]

Running's no problem for me. Might not be the same as flying, but I'm fast on the ground and in the air.

Then we can go running! And I'm really fast when I'm running. [Of course, this is cartoon terms, where the fastest thing Kazooie has to compete against is an athletic... anteater.]

That makes two of us! We'll see who's the fastest when we race.

Of course. [Kazooie's tone is mildly self-satisfied; almost challenging.] We definitely will!

I haven't had a good race since Mr. Fit.

And I haven't had one since the Running of the Leaves.

Running of the Leaves? What's that? [It sounds like something Kazooie'd do in Click Clock Woods.]

It's a race that happens every year. All the fastest ponies participate, and it's how we knock down the leaves in the fall.

You gotta race to knock down leaves? Click Clock Woods' leaves came down on their own...

... 'Course, me and Banjo jumped all over them in the previous seasons.

[That might've been sufficient to knock them down. Maybe.]

Everything in Equestria needs help from us ponies, even the leaves. But, hey, can't blame you for jumping into 'em. Sometimes that is pretty fun.

What else do you guys help do, then? [Kazooie has helped with some processes - like warming water up, and causing rain - but she only did them once or twice, not over and over.]

We handle the seasons, weather control, caring for animals, plant growth... Plus, Princess Celestia brings out the sun every day.

[In short, everything is powered by ponies! Everything.]

[That's pretty impressive. It's always annoying when other people are more impressive than her.]

... Man, can all you ponies do cool stuff like that? [Sheesh. She's definitely jealous-sounding.]

Everypony's got some kind of special talent. Even earth ponies are pretty tough and good with growing things. It really depends on the type of pony.

... There's more than one type? That's kinda like breegulls - back on Breegull Beach, there were pink breegulls, and the Ancient Breegull, who was white.

I'm a rare Red-Crested Breegull - so rare I've never seen any other breegulls like me.

[It's great being the only one! ... sometimes.]

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