06 - action/video;

[wannabolt]

[People of Luceti, watch and be amazed, for you are about to witness something grand. Something spectacular!

Something... completely embarrassing!

A rainbow streak rockets down from the sky, creating a Sonic Rainboom that spreads far and wide.

There's just one liiittle problem: that rainbow streak? It's headed right for the fountain at an astonishing speed. What's more, the little pony isn't flying towards it. Nope, she's falling.

And in no time flat, she'll be landing in the fountain with a tremendous splash! Ever seen a wet, cartoon pony? Well, now's your chance, as she sluggishly drapes her front legs over the edge, pulls her self out, and lands on her rump at the fountains edge, dripping wet.]

Ha ha.

[She shakes herself off, scowling as she spreads her wings and... screams! And why?

Let's just say the Malnosso have a cruel sense of humor. She's dressed up just like her Gen 3 self and is now panicking as she tries to rip off that stupid hat and scarf.

So yes, a pony who is a walking fashion disaster. Have at it!

Later on, when she finally gets home, she'll address the journals.]

Okay, so... Turns out I got grabbed by the Malnosso before I could start prepping for the first Standout Crowd meeting. For those of you who don't know, we're that awesome club for the non hue-mans around here. Annd I'm thinking that we should hold a meeting pretty soon, before we get hit with another experiment or something.

[She's already got plans. Ideas. Which means she should get a hold of a certain pink pony.]

And before I forget, I'm just gonna make a huge announcement. See, I'm sure you guys have seen the other ponies around here. There's Pinkie, who's totally random, Applejack, who's been working the farm, and Princess Luna, who's... well, she controls the moon and stars. Kinda a big deal.

But the pony I'm talking about is Fluttershy. She's cream colored, has a pink mane, and she's a pegasus just like me. So why am I focusing on her and not anypony else? Well, she's really sensitive. That's why I'm gonna make one thing clear.

[She leeeeans very close to the camera, eyes narrowed.]

You mess with Fluttershy, and you're gonna have to go through me!

Comments

[wannabolt]

You could've moved outta the way. Seriously, it's not that hard.

[Plus, it's the Malnosso's fault.]

[goldenglasses]

I didn't think you were going to go jumping into the fountain!

[wannabolt]

I didn't jump. I fell.

[Big difference, bub.]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, you shouldn't fall into the fountain. It's wet.

[wannabolt]

Hey, it's not like I wanted to. The Malnosso dropped me from the sky.

[goldenglasses]

Oh, well, I bet you could use those wings of yours better if you weren't wearing that silly outfit.

[wannabolt]

The outfit they put me in before they dropped me.

[She huffs, crossing her front legs.]

Trust me, I'm the best flyer in all of Equestria. I would've had way better control of things if it weren't for those creeps.

[goldenglasses]

Really? The BEST flyer you say? I'm not sure I believe that.

[wannabolt]

Wanna bet?

[That's it. Watch as she gets the rest of all those tacky clothes off, puffs out her chest, and then rockets into the sky at... hundreds of miles per hour, leaving a rainbow streak in her wake.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash claps, honestly impressed. He was going to try to talk her into racing to the bakery and back, but that rainbow is just too impressive!]

[wannabolt]

[Well, when she lands, she strikes a rather fabulous pose. Oh, she totally digs the applause. Ego stroking to the max!]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash keeps on clapping once he sees how happy it seems to be making the pony after her little swim.] Alright, I'm ready to admit it. You're the fastest horse I've ever seen. Colorfulness one too.

[wannabolt]

That's right. I'm the fastest pony in all of Equestria.

[Though the Wonderbolts are totally close! But they're, like, in a league of their own.]

[goldenglasses]

Equestria, huh? [Where ever THAT is.] So that rainbow you make. Is that just your after image? You're not just growing out your hair really fast or something when you fly right?

[wannabolt]

Nah, it's just an after image. It'd be pretty weird if my tail grew out whenever I flew.

[...Not to mention the fact that it'd slow her down.]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, that would be, but you never know with a place like Luceti. I've seen some pretty strange things here. But it being an after image is much cooler.