06 - action/video;

[wannabolt]

[People of Luceti, watch and be amazed, for you are about to witness something grand. Something spectacular!

Something... completely embarrassing!

A rainbow streak rockets down from the sky, creating a Sonic Rainboom that spreads far and wide.

There's just one liiittle problem: that rainbow streak? It's headed right for the fountain at an astonishing speed. What's more, the little pony isn't flying towards it. Nope, she's falling.

And in no time flat, she'll be landing in the fountain with a tremendous splash! Ever seen a wet, cartoon pony? Well, now's your chance, as she sluggishly drapes her front legs over the edge, pulls her self out, and lands on her rump at the fountains edge, dripping wet.]

Ha ha.

[She shakes herself off, scowling as she spreads her wings and... screams! And why?

Let's just say the Malnosso have a cruel sense of humor. She's dressed up just like her Gen 3 self and is now panicking as she tries to rip off that stupid hat and scarf.

So yes, a pony who is a walking fashion disaster. Have at it!

Later on, when she finally gets home, she'll address the journals.]

Okay, so... Turns out I got grabbed by the Malnosso before I could start prepping for the first Standout Crowd meeting. For those of you who don't know, we're that awesome club for the non hue-mans around here. Annd I'm thinking that we should hold a meeting pretty soon, before we get hit with another experiment or something.

[She's already got plans. Ideas. Which means she should get a hold of a certain pink pony.]

And before I forget, I'm just gonna make a huge announcement. See, I'm sure you guys have seen the other ponies around here. There's Pinkie, who's totally random, Applejack, who's been working the farm, and Princess Luna, who's... well, she controls the moon and stars. Kinda a big deal.

But the pony I'm talking about is Fluttershy. She's cream colored, has a pink mane, and she's a pegasus just like me. So why am I focusing on her and not anypony else? Well, she's really sensitive. That's why I'm gonna make one thing clear.

[She leeeeans very close to the camera, eyes narrowed.]

You mess with Fluttershy, and you're gonna have to go through me!

Comments

[action]

[shying]

[Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness that is a Sonic Rainboom.

Fluttershy sees it, just leaving her house to get something to eat, and immediately starts to follow the streak, wings flapping to lift off. It looks like she's falling, and that can't be good!

She makes it just in time to witness the crash as well as Rainbow's untangling from the fountain... and the scream. More importantly, the reason for the scream.

...why... is she dressed like that...]

[action]

[wannabolt]

[Guh. Stupid hat! Stupid shoes. She's just trying to yank that scarf off with her mouth when-- mmmmph!

...crud, Fluttershy saw her like that?! Crud, backpedaling, backpedaling-- back into the fountain! Gah.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Just as Rainbow Dash fishes herself out of the fountain, Pinkie floats by behind her on a bright pink innertube, playing with a bubble wand.]

That looked like it hurt, Dashie! Are you alright?

[wannabolt]

[...Pinkie, what even--

Oh, nevermind. The fact is, she's dressed in tacky clothes, is sopping wet, and totally humiliated.]

Do I look all right?

[Guh, shaking off that stupid hat now.]

[Action]

[skyborne_mage]

[Well, that's certainly a sight to see while out flying around. Arche just kind of gawks at the rainboom, not quite making out the source at first...

By the time she sees Dash, she's already hit the fountain.]

Oh by Martel... Rainbow!

[She launches off like a rocket towards the fallen pony.]

[Action]

[wannabolt]

[Well, Dash gets up after a little bit of effort. Now? She's shaking those stupid shoes off her hooves and grumbling under her breath.

At least until she catches sight of Arche, at which point she hurriedly ducks behind the fountain. Must not be seen!]

[Voice]

[thinglike]

Oh, oh! I'm not a human! I'm a Cheagle!

[Voice]

[wannabolt]

A Cheagle?

[...]

Never heard of 'em, but that's no big deal! There are loads of people here who've never heard of ponies.

[Action]

[tailasoldastime]

[He was just going to the store to get some food, anything any normal person would be doing.

But he was not planning on getting wet because somebody splashed into the fountain!] What the-?

[And then he sees something familiar about that pony - flying pony, right? - but, where did she come fro-?] How, what...?

[Action]

[wannabolt]

Blame the Malnosso.

[Ugh, once she gets this stupid scarf off, she's so gonna give herself her patented Rain-blow dry. For now, she'll give Beast a sheepish, if a bit frustrated look.]

[ video ]

[etudes]

... Huh.. [ blink blink. ]

There are that many different ponies here..?

[ video ]

[wannabolt]

There are now! And it's about time, too.

[She smirks. Man, it was a drag being the only pony around.]

1/?

[goldenglasses]

[Ahhh! What a glorious day to sit by the fountain and eat these fresh from the fryer donuts!]

Oh man! These just look so SCRUMPTIOUS! And they're steaming with warmth and love! Ahahah! And without further ado! It's time to finally taste them!

2/5

[goldenglasses]

[Leaning forward to take that first magical bite.]

3/5

[goldenglasses]

[Huh, where did this shadow and feeling of impending doom suddenly come from?]

4/5

[goldenglasses]

[SPLASH!]

5/6

[goldenglasses]

[Vash coughs and sputters as he's suddenly drenched from spiky hair to toe. All he can do is watch as his beloved donuts are suddenly soaked and too soggy to even hang onto anymore.]

MY DONUTS!

[Voice]

[honestapples]

[Unfortunately, she's not in town to see the crash into the fountain, but she did spot the Rainboom from the farm. She can't help but smile as the later transmission goes out.]

First a Sonic Rainboom an' now some kinda club meetin'? Good ta see you're keepin' busy, Rainbow.

[Voice]

[wannabolt]

Hey, I've had to do something over the past few months or I'd go insane.

[Insane with boredom! And a bored Dash is not a good sign.]

[voice]

[makeitquick]

People're messing with the boss?

[Yes, the name is sticking.

Yes, I delayed Mel's mission a date 50% to tag this]

[voice]

[wannabolt]

The boss?

[Wait, what. Is she referring to Fluttershy or something?]

[video]

[death_awaits_you]

[ Ryoji has a slightly horrified look on his face. ]

Why would anyone ever want to mess with Fluttershy? She's so nice and wonderful to be around!

[video]

[wannabolt]

Some people are huge jerks. She got picked on all the time back in Cloudsdale.

[She huffs, giving an irritated look, though not at Ryoji in particular.]

[implanta]

[what the heck was that going into the fountain? What was that rainbow?

Cloche will go investigate and-- O-oh my god Dash is adorable.

Cloche will stare for a moment before saying something]

A-are you ok, Dash?

[wannabolt]

Ack!

[So ducking behind the fountain, throwing this hat off, and then she'll poke her head out again.]

I will be once I get outta these clothes. Stupid Malnosso.

voice;

[gleamed]

[Gasp! Yet another Pony!]

Oh, you're one of Fluttershy's friends?

voice;

[wannabolt]

Sure am! The two of us go way back.

[menial]

...

['As always, some days you know someone snuck LSD into your breakfast.']

You all have very evocative names.

[wannabolt]

It's all pretty standard in Equestria, but I'd still say mine's the coolest.

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

Wait, Princess Luna controls the moon and the stars? She didn't mention anything about that...

[Voice]

[wannabolt]

It's true! She controls the moon and stars, her sister controls the sun.

[Video]

[fuckthemission]

.... The talking ponies are real.

[holy fuckballs

It's really real, his niece is somewhere in California frantically trying to follow him into another universe screeching about my little pony, he just knows it

...

Someone throw him out of a window and snap him out of this insanity.

An inaudible mumble—] There's only so much I can take...

[Video]

[wannabolt]

Hey. It's not like we have hue-mans where I'm from.

[Yup, she heard that last bit, and she's giving the most deadpan look.]