wannabolt: (Grrghlarggghrawr)
Rainbow Dash ([personal profile] wannabolt) wrote2012-04-18 08:21 pm

06 - action/video;

[People of Luceti, watch and be amazed, for you are about to witness something grand. Something spectacular!

Something... completely embarrassing!

A rainbow streak rockets down from the sky, creating a Sonic Rainboom that spreads far and wide.

There's just one liiittle problem: that rainbow streak? It's headed right for the fountain at an astonishing speed. What's more, the little pony isn't flying towards it. Nope, she's falling.

And in no time flat, she'll be landing in the fountain with a tremendous splash! Ever seen a wet, cartoon pony? Well, now's your chance, as she sluggishly drapes her front legs over the edge, pulls her self out, and lands on her rump at the fountains edge, dripping wet.]


Ha ha.

[She shakes herself off, scowling as she spreads her wings and... screams! And why?

Let's just say the Malnosso have a cruel sense of humor. She's dressed up just like her Gen 3 self and is now panicking as she tries to rip off that stupid hat and scarf.

So yes, a pony who is a walking fashion disaster. Have at it!

Later on, when she finally gets home, she'll address the journals.]


Okay, so... Turns out I got grabbed by the Malnosso before I could start prepping for the first Standout Crowd meeting. For those of you who don't know, we're that awesome club for the non hue-mans around here. Annd I'm thinking that we should hold a meeting pretty soon, before we get hit with another experiment or something.

[She's already got plans. Ideas. Which means she should get a hold of a certain pink pony.]

And before I forget, I'm just gonna make a huge announcement. See, I'm sure you guys have seen the other ponies around here. There's Pinkie, who's totally random, Applejack, who's been working the farm, and Princess Luna, who's... well, she controls the moon and stars. Kinda a big deal.

But the pony I'm talking about is Fluttershy. She's cream colored, has a pink mane, and she's a pegasus just like me. So why am I focusing on her and not anypony else? Well, she's really sensitive. That's why I'm gonna make one thing clear.

[She leeeeans very close to the camera, eyes narrowed.]

You mess with Fluttershy, and you're gonna have to go through me!
fuckthemission: annoyed;; pout (Yeah whatever.)

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[personal profile] fuckthemission 2012-05-15 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Dorks might be an understatement, but I like it anyway. If putting clothes you hate on you is supposed to be helpful, they sorta' failed to explain how it is.

[Yeah he's sorry for your fashion wardrobe there]

Next thing you know they'll be throwing mustaches on people, growing them extra arms, making them an inch tall. All for 'science'.
fuckthemission: (I think you're full of shit.)

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[personal profile] fuckthemission 2012-05-20 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
... Well, it could be worse than that, at least.



Sucks for the people who can't sport mustaches, though.