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[Around the village, people are sure to find strange posters getting taped onto buildings, houses, businesses, trees, anywhere where people can't see 'em. Oh, and they're appearing at a rapid rate, as a rainbow streak zips around through the air, occasionally swooping down just long enough to put up more posters. These posters say:

"Tired of people staring because you look a little different? Hate when hue-mans freak out because you can talk?

If you're feeling lost and confused, like you're the only one of you around, then join the Standout Crowd, Luceti's super awesome club for non hue-mans!

First meeting's on Saturday the 16th, over at the Battle Dome! Hope to see you there!

P.S. If you've got questions, just ask Rainbow Dash. Rainbow pony, flies real fast. Can't miss her!"

And indeed, she will keep hanging around for a bit, stopping near poster sites to see how people react.

Later, she'll address the journal...]

So, we all come from different worlds, some that're totally different from the rest. One thing I've noticed is that people still tend to act all confused when I tell 'em that Equestria has no hue-mans. Is it really such a crazy thing to grasp? I mean, it can't be any stranger than the crazy experiments the Malnosso put us through.

I guess what I wanna know is what you guys think of things that are totally different from your idea of "normal". Like 'em, hate 'em? Luceti's definitely good at shaking things up.

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Yeah, I guess you're right. Luceti's basically the opposite of normal, no matter how you look at it.

And yet a new normal develops, mostly consisting of "expect the unexpected."

...Yep. But that doesn't stop people from freaking out when the unexpected does happen.

Right. So what makes up the unexpected when you're a talking pony?

Hue-mans, clouds moving on their own, plants growing without ponies to help 'em along, animals taking care of themselves, the sun and moon not being controlled by the Princesses, people being so violent, crazy science experiments...

[DEEP BREATH.]

And ponies not talking and looking really weird.

[Because realistic ponies, what even.

In any case...]

At least, that was all pretty unexpected when I first got here.

['Clouds don't move? Plants don't grow? Animals don't care for themselves?']

... Does nothing happen in your world without ponies doing it?

['God, that sounds ridiculous. That's a sentence no straight male should ever be forced to say.']

Pretty much! The only place that isn't pony-controlled is the Everfree forest, and that place just isn't natural.

[Not by Equestrian standards, anyway. Not to mention it has crazy monsters in it.]

... What's unnatural about a forest?

The fact that ponies don't control anything in it? Plus, it's got all kinds of creepy monsters and weird plants.

... Right, I guess that would be it.

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